pandavalkyrie: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose....
h0odrich: I hate seeing people from my high school they should have all evaporated after I graduated
lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
87daysbefore: dylanofuckme: i feel like i am level 5 in photoshop and everyone else is like level 50+ in the elite four i’m level paint
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
mormondad: this video turned me christian
sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I, wrap my legs around yours lay my head above your heart run my hands through your hair play footsie with you put my hand on your tummy play with yours hands give you fishy kisses talk about my day sing you a song fall asleep in your arms sacrifice you to satan
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
nik-oline: tvgropes: (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK (◡‿◡✿) oh well
justinibiebers: stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what are we eating for dinner mom what time is it mom where’s my phone mom when do you come back mom what day is it stuff you ask your dad dad where is mom
My new favorite website: Top Documentary Films
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You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I’ve been in jail for 400...– Muhammad Ali (via specialnights) Yes! This is when they tried to draft him into war during the 1960s. (via sumney)
espeonchan: it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
coolscar: *accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
best-of-funny: forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards X
There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate...– William Upski Wimsatt (via radicalginger) This too. I can sure tell you a lot about poststructuralist theory and parts of the brain and I think I still even remember some math, but did school help me learn what to look for when signing a lease for the first time, or what’s a reasonable amount for...
jesussbabymomma: the best part about android phones is nothing
jinnkuthekryptonianjedi: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
imafraidofgod: i hate goodbyes so i kill everyone i meet